MISSING PERSON: Gomer Mugwart
Missing Since: April 23, 2006
Last Seen: Boston, Mass.
Physical:
Hair Color:
Green
Race:
Martian
Eye Color:
Dull Gray
Behavior:
Habits:
Picks nose a lot and likes to wait in long lines.
Favorite Food:
Loves pizza and any other Italian food.
Favorite TV Show:
The X-Files
Background:
Education:
Kindergarten Graduate
Birthdate:
12/13/99
Place of Birth:
Miami, FL
Warning: Anyone who finds this person should report his
location immediately or face incarceration.
Department of Missing Persons, USA, 2006.